Who's the Asshole Now, Asshole?

©2009 Earl Vickers

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1) I backed my car out of the Valley Fair lot
I looked both ways and eased out of my space
From out of nowhere your car hit my blind spot
I saw that yuppie thug look in your face

ch) You said, “You hit my car, asshole!”
‘scuse me, what did you shout?
Who’s the Asshole Now, Asshole?
I think you’re ‘bout to find out

2) Who said ‘salright to talk to people that way?
Your wife got out and she stood by your side
Your mom got out and didn’t have much to say
I bet that language fills a mother with pride

ch) Who’s the Asshole Now, Asshole?
You just removed any doubt
Who’s the Asshole Now, Asshole?
I think you’re ‘bout to find out

3) You had me going with your big tough guy act
At first fooled Geiko and triple-A too
But your own cell photo showed ‘em the facts
The fault 50/50, but the asshole was you, yeah!

ch) Who’s the Asshole Now, Asshole?
You just removed any doubt, with your iPhone!
Who’s the Asshole Now, Asshole?
I think you’re ‘bout to find out

    (bridge)
    So I sat back and waited for a couple of years
    Late one night when you’d forgotten all about me...

I smashed your windows and I flattened your tires
You know your Prius ain’t pretty no more
And just before I set the whole thing on fire
I keyed this sentence on the side of your door:

ch) Who’s the Asshole Now, Asshole?
I just removed any doubt
The biggest asshole now, asshole
I think you just found out, I think you just found out

Who’s the Asshole Now, Asshole?


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