Money Is...

 

• Money Is a Reminder of Who We Really Are
  
  
• Money Is God's Way of Making Us Feel Good about Ourselves
  
  
• Money Is Like a Mother's Love
  
  
• Money Is Our Way of Showing Others How Much God Loves Us
  
  
• Money Is Why We Are Here
  
  
• Money Is Something That Can Buy Everything That's Worth Anything
  
  
• Money Is Proof That God Exists
  
  
• Money Is a Reminder that Life is Not a Dream
  
  
• Money Is What It Means to be Human
  
  
• Money Is How We Pay the Cost of Living
  
  
• Money Is a Reminder that In God We Trust
  
  
• Money Is the Solution to All Money Problems
  
  
• Money Is How We Signal to the Opposite Sex that Our Genes are Worthy of Their Genes
  
  
• Money Is the Ideal Lubricant for Social Intercourse
  
  
• Money Is the Only Unambiguous Form of Human Communication
  
  
• Money Is God's Way of Thinking about Himself
  
  
• Money Is Something We Owe Ourselves
  
  
• Money Is the Universal Language
  
  
• Money Is the Meaning and Mystery of Life
  
  
• Money Is How God Helps Those Who Help Themselves
  
  
• Money Is How Society Pays its Debt to Us
  
  
• Money Is What Buys Us the Freedom to Be Ourselves
  
  
• Money Is God's Way of Telling Us to Make More Money
  
  
• Money Is the Currency that Redeems Our Souls
  
  
• Money Is Our Shelter from Reality
  
  
• Money Is a Token of God's Affection
  
  
• Money Is Change, and Change is Money
  
  
• Money Is the Scorecard in the Game of Life

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