Money Is...

 

  • Money Is a Reminder of Who We Really Are

  • Money Is God's Way of Making Us Feel Good about Ourselves

  • Money Is Like a Mother's Love

  • Money Is Our Way of Showing Others How Much God Loves Us

  • Money Is Why We Are Here

  • Money Is Something That Can Buy Everything That's Worth Anything

  • Money Is Proof That God Exists

  • Money Is a Reminder that Life is Not a Dream

  • Money Is What It Means to be Human

  • Money Is How We Pay the Cost of Living

  • Money Is a Reminder that In God We Trust

  • Money Is the Solution to All Money Problems

  • Money Is How We Signal to the Opposite Sex that Our Genes are Worthy of Their Genes

  • Money Is the Ideal Lubricant for Social Intercourse

  • Money Is the Only Unambiguous Form of Human Communication

  • Money Is God's Way of Thinking about Himself

  • Money Is Something We Owe Ourselves

  • Money Is the Universal Language

  • Money Is the Meaning and Mystery of Life

  • Money Is How God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

  • Money Is How Society Pays its Debt to Us

  • Money Is What Buys Us the Freedom to Be Ourselves

  • Money Is God's Way of Telling Us to Make More Money

  • Money Is the Currency that Redeems Our Souls

  • Money Is Our Shelter from Reality

  • Money Is a Token of God's Affection

  • Money Is Change, and Change is Money

  • Money Is the Scorecard in the Game of Life


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