The Church of the Almighty Dollar

Learn how you can Become a Mercenary in the War against Greed

Is This Really How You Want to Spend Your Life?

Take this simple test to find out if you're a Money Addict

An excerpt from First Epistles

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What is Money? - An excerpt from the Church of the Almighty Dollar FAQ

Discover how you can become normal

Are you underworked and overpaid?

Read about The Dollar Project

It's True - The IRS Is The Great Satan
(Actually, they're just hard-working public servants, trying to do their job despite a mountain of paperwork and thousands of conflicting and confusing Congressional directives. In fact, if roles were reversed, I would certainly never audit them.)

Read this fake Open Letter from the IRS

"A Dollar for Your Soul" originally appeared in Marion Zimmer Bradley's Fantasy Magazine. It is based on a true story about a high-school soul-selling pyramid scheme.

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