Is This Really How You Want to
Spend Your Life?

ACTIVITY
TIME
Unborn
Eternity
Deceased
Eternity
Asleep
24 years
Working
16.2 years
Watching TV
7 years
Eating
4.5 years
Going to School
4.3 years
Conversation
3.7 years
Shopping
2.2 years
Phone Tag
2 years
Waiting in Line
1.5 years
Commuting
1.4 years
Looking for Lost Objects
1 year
Bathing
1 year
Opening Junk Mail
8 months
Talking to Yourself
7.3 months
Waiting for Red Lights
6 months
Reading the Sunday Paper
4 months
Paying Bills
3.7 months
Using the Bathroom
3.5 months
Having Sex
2 months
Brushing Teeth
0.8 month
Filling out Tax Returns
0.5 month
Clipping Fingernails
0.2 month
Clipping Toenails
0.1 month
Achieving Your Goals
0.05 month
Sending Us Money
0 months

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