I Think You Should Dump Her

© 1998 Earl Vickers

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Now you've got a new girlfriend
and she's almost perfect
She's all that you wanted
and that's why you're worried

She’s too nice and too pretty
and one day she'll wake up
It's only a matter of
time 'til the break-up

ch)
So I Think You Should Dump Her
She’s no good for you
She’s nothing but trouble
You know that it’s true

Yes, I Think You Should Dump Her
Oh it’s plain to see
I Think You Should Dump Her
and introduce her to me

She drags you downtown
always buying you presents
French kissing in public
So adolescent

She annoys you all day
always doing you favors
You can’t sleep at night
Nor can the neighbors

ch) Oh I Think You Should Dump Her...

Well you took my advice
and gave her away
Took my advice
Best I ever gave

It’s been three years since she and I
moved in together
We’ve had a few problems
seen all kinda weather

But you know I don’t buy
what my friends try to sell me
They all say the same thing
and here’s what they tell me:

Ch) Oh I Think You Should Dump Her...
and introduce her to me

 

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